A Year & A Day: Wacky-Waving-Inflatable-Arm-Flailing-Tube-Man

Changeling: the Dreaming

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Quoth the Wacky-Waving-Inflatable-Arm-Flailing-Tube-Man:

“Hey, look at me! Look at ME! I’m over here, Can you see ME? SMILE!”

Kith Excerpt:

One of the strangest additions to the onslaught of newer American Kiths, even more-so perhaps than the Ra-Men (though in truth, they are both as wriggly and squiggly) is the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man. Either born as a joke, abandoned from the wind-born Inanimae, or birthed from a Memeculture with too little attention span, the all-male Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man Kith has ran rampant across the American Youth’s consciousness for longer than should be reasonably feasible. The creature which would eventually become known as Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man was originally called the Tall Boy. Over the years however, the Kith has thriven exponentially in popularity, and since has gained such imaginative epithets as sky-dancer, airdancer, sky-tickler, or the slightly less florid Tube Man. Yet in the psyches of the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube- Man’s many fans, he has no other designation save Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man.

Since its introduction in the early 90’s the Kith has been met with varying degrees of esteem, both hated and cherished. Fans of the Kith may go so far as to wear Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man Halloween costumes in which they can smile, skip, and dance from door-to door gathering sweets. Yet, in certain areas of Texas, the have banned the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man Kith due to the populace in power claiming that the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man, “contributes to urban visual clutter and blight and adversely affects the aesthetic environment and quality of life for the community and the citizens of the city…”

Either loved or hated, the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man Kith has no worry of the future. Whether a meme, a fad, or 15 minutes of air-time that will be quickly relegated to bargain bins in ware-house emporiums, the Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man Kith will continue to smile and boogie for his beloved fans until the end.

Flavor

“Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs are! So come on down to Al Harrington’s Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Route 2 in Weekapaug!” – Al Harrington, Family Guy